Take a shot when:
1 – Owens becomes US Champ after another awesome match with Cena, because some shots can be shots of celebration.
2 – German!
3 – Big Show vs. Miz is so bad, you find yourself wishing Ryback was in it.
4 – German Suplex!
5 – Bray Wyatt randomly interferes in Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt.
6 – German Suplex with release!
7 – You realize you’ve been watching Sheamus vs. Orton since 2010. That’s 5 years of squared circle torture.
8 – German Suplex with bridge
9 – You wonder how Kofi Kingston and Chris Jericho got their pecs to file for divorce.
10 – German Suplex with moonsault by Rollins!
11 – You watch the Kick Off Show by mistake.
12 – Suplex City Bitch!
13 – Seth Rollins laughs.
14 – You need to calm yourself during the flabbergasting, smashmouth, in-your-face encounter that is Barrett vs. Truth.
15 – You’re 100% sure this is the moment The Undertaker will appear.
IF you survive, please let me know tomorrow. If you remember to…