It’s the 2nd biggest WWE event of the year. You know, since they screwed up the Rumble two years in a row.
So, grab your spirits (or, if you’ve seen one of these before, iced tea), and let’s play the game… the drinking game!
Take a shot when:
1 – Randy Orton vs. Sheamus happens. In 2015.
2 – Reigns cocks his arm. (I can’t believe I just wrote that sentence)
3 – Kofi and Big E enter doing their best show tunes fairy dance.
4 – There’s a competent women’s wrestler in the ring, because by God it’s about damn time!
5 – Ziggler appears, still thinking that denim jacket he stole from Twisted Sister is getting him over.
6 – Brie uses her husband’s shit to get a pop.
7 – Suplex City.
8 – Low Blow by the soon-to-be-again American Bad Ass.
9 – Ryback repeatedly hits the side of his own head while giving his appreciation of Vince McMahon’s booking style.
10 – Jon Stewart exhibits more current wrestling knowledge than Kevin Dunn and Vince McMahon put together.
11 – Kevin Owens breathes hard, clears his nose as he enters.
12 – A friend points out you’re increasingly nervous about the prospect of Cena beating Rollins.
13 – You realize it isn’t NXT: Takeover. Yes, you’re a depressed drunk. NOW DRINK!
This drinking game was brought to you by the “I’d Rather Be At Developmental” t-shirt. Goes well with everything you wear. And everything you drink.
Stay Cool. Stay Heel. Stay Sober.